Let’s face it: we don’t know how much longer we’ll have Manny. And that means we don’t know how much longer we have to have fun WITH Manny. Say what you will about the guy, if you haven’t had just a little more fun in recent years because he’s on the Sox, you probably have some sort of fun deficiency and should have a doctor check that out for you.
Six Things Manny Ramirez Really Dislikes.
1. Not getting what he wants immediately.
2. Pants that fit properly.
3. Being on time for anything, ever.
4. People looking at him.
5. People not looking at him.
6. Dan Shaughnessy.
Like I said: deep and complex. Now we wait to see if one of the other Firebrand writers will try to dock that subject line for flagrant space abuse.
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Hilarious, nice job.
Love Manny wanting a pony.
Manny’s dreads should be bigger … waaaaay bigger lol … otherwise … very nice
This was great. Very, very funny.
Though I think Shaughnessy’s fangs are more pronounced in real life
hmm, it seems the Curly-headed Boyfriend is disliked by more than one member of the Red Sox…shocking. I would like to add:
#7. Being held up at 3rd by DeMarlo Hale.
Wonderful again, Samara. And Lyndsay, everyone hates being held up at 3rd by DeMarlo Hale; and it is painful to watch this repetitive process grind the edge off our aggressive base running and swagger. As Tito says, its the basics and, IMO, DeMarlo’s constant stop signs send a message about how we behave on the field.