So, it seems like Jason Bay can hit a little. That’s not the most important thing he contributes, though: Jason Bay is, by virtue of his noun-a-riffic name, like a gift dropped straight from Pun Heaven into the laps of sports announcers, fan sign-makers, and headline writers all over Red Sox Nation.
We’ve already heard ‘Bay State’ over and over again. Let’s get the rest of ‘em out of our system now, shall we?
Six Terrible Jason Bay Puns
1. Jason Bay Window
2. Jason Bay Leaves
3. Jason Baying at the Moon
4. Jason Bay Horse
5. Jason Bayberry
6. Jason sickBay
Now let us never speak of this again.
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Off-topic but Rays lose to the M’s 2-1. 2.5 games back now.
Oh my god that’s hilarious
Jason sickBay is hilarious!
Boo! Terrible cartoons!
No seriously…I like the sick bay one and the leaves.
Those are quite funny.
You keep us happy. Thanks. Bay the Way, you forgot Cape Cod Bay.
Not to mention Back Bay.
The Bay of Biscay!
Ha ha, I figured if we started getting into geographical bays, it would just get repetitive, and that had already been covered by the Bay State stuff that came out earlier.
I did totally miss out on Jason eBay, though; I didn’t think of that one ’til the next morning.