I am the lead writer and dark underlord (to Evan’s overlord) ofFire Brand of the American League. I’m a Hot Stove junkie who loves the following rumor mill, analyzing stats to death, stealing Nick Cafardo’s mail, and championing Bobby Grich’s Hall of Fame case. In addition to baseball, I love sarcasm, M&Ms, going the gym, fake retweet wars on Twitter, trolling, being awesome, always being right, and debating my undying belief that cake is far superior to pie.
