Photo by Kelly O'Connor of sittingstill.net

Photo by Kelly O’Connor of sittingstill.net

I know the season’s only six games young, but the Red Sox are returning home with the AL East lead, so there’s something to make your Monday a bit more chipper.

  • It only a few months ago that the Red Sox endured their worst season in 50 years. But what’s done is done. This year…this year is something different entirely. (Days of 2011-12 long gone)
  • BREAKING: Reports of total devastation of Toronto are true. Massive bombs have wrecked the city’s heart, most notably the Rogers Centre. (Six Sox Homers Sink Jays)
  • It’s been a while, but the Red Sox finally come home with some wins already under their belts. Opening Day, Part II begins today. (Red Sox coming home happy)

One more factoid for your guys: Boston’s committed exactly zero errors! *fanatically punches nearest 2×4*