Team of the Decade

In just 10 years, the culture and perception of the Red Sox has done a complete 180. Cobbling together the Red Sox All-Aughts Red Sox shows a clear indication of the timeline where the Red Sox morphed into the franchise to be envied, but similarly showed that the early parts of the decade helped lay the foundation for the success to come.
The All-Aughts team is as follows*:
- C – JASON VARITEK (1997-2009): .257/.347/.431, 4 no-hitters
- 1B – KEVIN YOUKILIS (2004-2009): .292/.391/.487, 354 BB
- 2B – DUSTIN PEDROIA (2006-2009): .307/.370/.455, 324 R, 1 RoY, 1 GG, 1 MVP
- SS – NOMAR GARCIAPARRA (1996-2004): .323/.373/.541, 154 2B
- 3B – BILL MUELLER (2003-2005): .303/378/.474, 2 GS in 1 G, opposite sides of plate
- LF – MANNY RAMIREZ (2001-2008): .312/.411/.588, 274 HR, ‘04 WS MVP
- CF – JOHNNY DAMON (2002-2005): .295/.362/.441, Caveman
- RF – TROT NIXON (1996-2006): .278/.368/.480, 400 BB
- DH – DAVID ORTIZ (2003-2009): .288/.388/.578, 259 HR, Greatest clutch hitter
- BENCH C – DOUG MIRABELLI (2001-2005, 2006-2007): .238/.315/.433, Police escort
- BENCH IF – ALEX CORA (2005-2008): .252/.321/.350, 11 3B
- BENCH OF – GABE KAPLER (2003-2006): .270/.321/.391, Great debut (7-9, 7 RBI)
- BENCH UTIL – ERIC HINSKE (2006-2007): .229/.327/.406, one faceplant
- SP – PEDRO MARTINEZ (1998-2004): 117-37, 2.52 ERA, 0.98 WHIP, Greatest pitcher ever
- SP – CURT SCHILLING (2004-2007): 53-29, 3.95 ERA, 675 IP, Bloody Sock
- SP – JOSH BECKETT (2006-2009): 65-34, 4.05 ERA, 2nd in Cy Young voting 2007
- SP – JON LESTER (2006-2009): 42-16, 3.66 ERA, No-hitter
- SP – TIM WAKEFIELD (1995-2009): 110-95, 4.33 ERA, 1,747 IP, 346 G, 250 GS
- RP – MIKE MYERS (2004-2005): 52.1 IP, 3.44 ERA
- RP – RICH GARCES (1996-2002): 152 G, 4.09 ERA, 1.23 WHIP
- RP - DEREK LOWE (1997-2004): 3.72 ERA, 111 G, 154 GF, clinched every ‘04 playoff series
- RP – ALAN EMBREE (2002-2005): 211 G, 4.69 ERA
- RP – HIDEKI OKAJIMA (2007-2009): 198 G, 2.72 ERA
- RP – MIKE TIMLIN (2003-2008): 3.76 ERA, 409 IP, 90 holds
- CL – JONATHAN PAPELBON (2005-2009): 298 IP, 1.84 ERA, 151 SV
MGR – TERRY FRANCONA (2005-2009): 565-407
GM – THEO EPSTEIN (2003-2009)
HONORABLE MENTION – MIKE LOWELL (2006-2009): .295/.350/.479, ‘07 World Series MVP
DISHONORABLE MENTION – (Fire Brand vote)
*Note: years given are player’s complete years of service with Red Sox up to 2009; statistics are from 2000-2009 served with Boston.

c – tek
1b – youk
2b – pedroia
3b – lowell
ss – nomar
lf – manny
cf – damon
rf – drew
dh – papi
sp – beckett
sp – pedro
sp – schill
sp – lester
sp – wake
rp – guapo
rp – timlin
rp – foulke
rp – pap
rp – oki
rp – embree
ut – cora
ut – kapler
c – belli
ut – mueller
ut – millar
C-Varitek
1b- Millar
2b – Pedroia
3b- Lowell
ss- Nomah!!!
lf- Manny
cf- Ellsbury
rf – JD
DH- Papi
Sp- Beckett
Sp – Schilling!!!!
Sp- Pedro
Sp- Lester
SP- Wake
Rp- Timlin
Rp- Embree
Rp- Leskanic
Rp- Foulke…
Nuff Sed
I missed Dave F'n' Roberts as an Honorable mention for stealing that base in 2004 ALCS game 4
c-tek
1b-youk
2b-pedroia
3b-mueller
ss-nomar
lf-manny
cf-damon
rf-JD
dh-big papi
sp-pedro
sp-schilling
sp-lester
sp-lowe
sp-beckett
rp-Papelbon
rp-Foulke (destroyed his arm for the 2004 title)
rp-Timlin
rp-okajima
bench-dave roberts baby!
c-tek
1b-youk
2b-pedey
3b-lowell
ss-nomar
lf-manny
cf-damon
rf-drew
dh-papi
sp-schilling
sp-beckett
sp-lester
sp-wake
sp-pedro
rp-papelbon
rp-foulke
rp-oki
rp-timlin
bench
cora and roberts
Where’s the love for Pedro, Papi, and Lowell?
forthcoming.
2. 1B – Youk! (better than Millar)
7. CF – Damon (original Idiot and best of the decade, despite betrayal)
9. DH – Papi (Papi! Papi! Papi! Papi!)
10. BENCH C – DOUGIE
13. BENCH UTIL – Dave Roberts (he stole 2nd base, and our hearts)
14. SP – Pedro
16. SP – Beckett
21. RP – Okajima
23. RP – Foulke (gotta give one to him, closer or no)
MGR – Terry Francona
HONORABLE MENTION – Mike Lowell
DISHONORABLE MENTION – Julio Lugo
Your Starting Lineup (position, not batting order, obviously)
1. SP – Pedro
2. C – Tek
3. 1B – Youk
4. 2B – Pedroia
5. 3B – Mueller
6. SS – Nomah
7. LF – Manny
8. CF – Damon
9. RF – Nixon
10. DH – Papi
Reserves
IF – Lowell (yeah he wasn't a bench player, and he was probably better than Mueller, but he didn't have The Hit. But he has to be in here somewhere right?)
IF – Cora
C – Mirabelli
OF – Roberts (cmon how can you not?)
UTIL – Hinske
SP – Schill
SP – Wake
SP – Lester
SP – Beckett
RP – Foulke
RP – Embree
RP – Timlinson
RP – Okajima
RP – Lowe
RP – Papelbon
MGR – Tito
Honorable Mention – The Boss Millar
Dishonorable Mention – Grady f*cking Little