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The Advanced Scout gets ready for a Clash of the Titans as he analyzes the Texas Rangers
The Advanced Scout gets his Kleenex handy as he analyzes the Cleveland Indians
The Advanced Scout desperately tries to get a ticket to Alinea while he analyzes the Chicago White Sox
The Advanced Scout feels triumphant as he analyzes the Toronto Blue Jays
The Advanced Scout munches on a barbecued brisket sandwich and analyzes the Texas Rangers
Or rolling. Whichever suits you best.
The Advanced Scout struggles to find something good to say about the Houston Astros.