Hi. I’m not new to the Red Sox or to MVN (I’m the cat responsible for Roar of the Tigers), but I AM new to Firebrand. I know you’re all thinking, Hey, why does Firebrand need anyone new? Haven’t they got it all goin’ on already? The answer of course is yes, but Evan seems to think that Firebrand is sorely lacking in one area: Terrible Cartoons.
Luckily (or not, depending on your viewpoint), Terrible Cartoons are just my thing! You shall be getting them on Sundays from now on, unless I feel like putting them up at some other time. Salivate in gleeful anticipation or prepare your ignoring skills as you see fit.
Without further ado, as the title up top says, these are Four potential explanations for Julio Lugo’s defensive struggles.
Potential Reason #1: Intense, crippling fear of baseballs.
Potential Reason #2: Brain simply hooked up wrong.
Potential Reason #3: Concentration issues possibly arising from insufficient ice cream consumption.
Potential Reason #4: Someone’s been taking defense lessons from Manny.
Hard-hitting analysis, as you can see, is clearly my specialty. I feel certain I will be able to continue to contribute to the wealth of intelligent baseball discussion here at Firebrand.
Or next time I post you’ll get a series of drawings of Manny Ramirez speaking in LOLcat. THIS MAY BE THE START OF A BEAUTIFUL FRIENDSHIP.
