Believe it of not but Justin Masterson once did a reasonable impersonation of Boston Red Sox closer Jonathan Papelbon.
Masterson, who was optioned to Pawtucket on July 7 and recalled by Boston on July 20 when David Aardsma was placed on the D.L, joined the Wareham Gatemen in the prestigious Cape Cod Baseball League for the 2005 season – presumably as a starter.