Nothing complicated behind this one. Six things to worry about in the playoffs right now.
1. Jonathan Papelbon loses his voice from screaming so much and thus cannot effectively scream after pitches.
2. Mike Lowell’s hip.
3. Jason Bay suddenly realizes that PEOPLE ARE PAYING ATTENTION WHEN HE PLAYS BASEBALL.
4. Rally Monkey contracts rabies.
5. Josh Beckett’s oblique.
6. Jacoby Ellsbury accidentally achieves liftoff.
Now, if we can avoid these potential roadblocks, we should be juuuuuust fine.
