Joe Loudmouth gives several reasons why Manny Ramirez will end up as a New York Yankee. My favorite:
In Cleveland they complained about him falling asleep on the bases. In
Boston it was worse. Why does Manny run thru stop signs? How come he
does not run out grounders? Why does he hang out at home plate and show
up the pitcher on a towering blast? Manny has a proposal for
Commissioner Selig. Make every at bat a home run derby and cut out this
waste of time running. Manny has never spoken to the Commissioner, but
he is sure he would be happy to go along. He must be a great guy as
everyone calls him Bud and all of Manny’s buds help him out.
Joe Loudmouth also is taking nominees for who should be named the biggest jerk in baseball; leave your comment with who it is!