Photo by Kelly O'Connor of

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Everyone, I’ve made a deal with a devil. I promised a Yankees fan that I’d get a beer with her on Opening Day, when the rivalry renews. If I don’t survive, remember…I love you all.

Well, now that I think about it, getting that beer won’t be so bad. The presentation on The Ten Commandments that I have to do afterwards, however…