Photo by Kelly O'Connor of sittingstill.net

Photo by Kelly O’Connor of sittingstill.net

Now be honest here, everyone: are you going to be watching Texas @ Houston or Game of Thrones on Opening Night? I wouldn’t think less of you either way.

  • I’m not going to make this comment a pun on WAR, because that’s tasteless and overused and just no. (Unifying Replacement Level)

No, really! I don’t mind if you want to watch Tyrion Lannister mentally destroy people than see the Rangers physically destroy the Astros.