Photo by Kelly O'Connor of

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“Things always end badly. Otherwise they’d never end.” That quote, while perfectly relatable to the end of the winning streak, is also the only reason to mention the horrible movie Cocktail.

  • Defense always seems to only be a problem when someone doesn’t make a play. But it’s not a problem this year. Everyone is making plays – both easy and not. (On the Red Sox’ defensive rebound)

In more depressing news, I lost to fellow writer Daniel Poarch in fantasy baseball. I NEED YOUR SYMPATHY.