Photo by Kelly O'Connor of

Photo by Kelly O’Connor of

I keep seeing all these players in balaclavas while in Boston and I’m just sitting here in Phoenix like “It’s gonna be 90 today. Better wear shorts.”

  • In Greek mythology, Prometheus gave fire to man. However, the legends lie – it was all Mike Napoli. In reality, he was playing so well, he lit bushes on fire as he walked past them. (Be Like Mike)

But in all honesty, I’m just counting the days until it’s 110*F and humid as hell. You can make fun of me then.