Not sure if you’ve noticed, but the Red Sox have undergone a tremendous amount of change over the past few years.
Sure, some mainstays like David Ortiz, Dustin Pedroia, Jon Lester, Clay Buchholz and
Jacoby Ellsbury have defined the core of this team. Yet by my count, 13 or 14 of the players I consider most likely to be on the postseason roster have been with the team for no longer than two seasons.
That doesn’t just mean that a lot of new faces populate the 2013 roster. It means that we’ll be facing plenty of old faces as we (hopefully) progress through the playoffs this year.
The Braves and Cardinals are boring: They have no past Red Sox on their rosters. The Reds and Rays are also boring: The past Red Sox they employ include just Bronson Arroyo and James Loney, respectively.
Yet for the other six teams in the playoffs (or fighting for a playoff spot, in the case of Texas), former Red Sox abound.
The cynic in me is waiting for one of these players to end our season. The optimist sees this as a way to exorcize many of our ghosts at once.
Either way, let’s see some old friends and familiar faces we might run into over the next month.
A mostly uninspiring list of players, except for Masterson, Masterson’s wife’s cookies, Aviles’ calves and Hill’s comeback story. The prospect of Albers actually recording an out in a big situation makes me uneasy, as do visions of Shoppach throwing out Ellsbury in a big situation. But said scenarios are unlikely to happen: it’s Masterson or bust in terms of potential Indians Sox killers.
Quality over quantity, here. Part of the Josh Beckett trade, Sanchez has blossomed into an excellent starting pitcher. Iglesias will probably make 2,432 spectacular defensive plays and hit .500 with a 1,000 BABIP if we face Detroit in the ALCS. Martinez is clearly in decline, but is still a decent hitter and I still miss him. This crew of former Sox scares me more than most others.
Los Angeles Dodgers
Some stars and some fodder, with relatively little in between. Ramirez and Gonzalez are still among the better players in the game, even if they are inconsistent. Crawford still hasn’t (and probably never will) regain his Tampa form, but if we face LAD in the World Series, expect him to steal at least 75 bases. Did you know he didn’t like his time in Boston?
Fed-Ex and Fife were two C-level prospects who will only be notable if they play the role of unsung hero, while Punto only puts up stats in the “arbitrary headfirst slides into first base” column. If Nick f—ing Punto actually gets a meaningful hit against the Red Sox this October, I give up.
Beckett won’t get to pitch because he’s fat or golfing or likes chicken or something.
I think this is the group of players most Sox fans are secretly expecting to come back to haunt us. Reddick will probably hit three homers per game against Boston, and one of those balls will reach the Mass Pike and shatter Ryan Kalish’s window as he drives by, leading to another year on the DL. Lowrie will probably harm the Sox by staying up late with Ellsbury and watching chick flicks and eating ice cream before the games. Moss is the perfect “why don’t we get players like that” Bob Lobel-line guy. It’s been so long for Crisp that I sort of no longer associate him with the Red Sox, although I’ll always remember that crappy Red Sox Nation commercial. When Colon was a Red Sox he still had his elbow ligament, so this shouldn’t count. Thanks for the lolz re: injuring yourself by swinging, tough.
At least we have Andrew Bailey.
The Pirates are the NL team most Sox fans seem to be rooting for. But as former Sox go, this is a pretty uninspired group. I still can’t believe Byrd is alive: He looked like he had passed away two years ago in 2012. Johnson is good for the “oh crap, was that the Jason Bay deal?” memories. Pimentel was once a top prospect and it’s nice to see him having some success elsewhere. Melancon was never as bad as his 2012 stats indicated,
and you should have known that. Shame on you.
At least we have Joel Hanrahan.
I miss Adrian terribly. I love me some WMB and I understand why he needed to leave, but he’s one of the most fun players Boston has housed in the last half-decade. Engel is just as likely to try and fight the entire Sox team as he has actually contribute meaningfully to the outcome of a game. Murphy continues to have a solid career after being tossed away in the Eric Gagne deal.
And now, just for the fun of it …
The “Oh God This Reminds Me Of 2012” Crew
The TINSTAAPP Crew
Potentially Most Devastating Walk-Off Winners
The “Just For The Lulz” Past-Sox Lineup
Aside from the bullpen, that’s actually pretty good.
Thankfully, it’s probably not 97-65 good.