So, it seems like Jason Bay can hit a little. That’s not the most important thing he contributes, though: Jason Bay is, by virtue of his noun-a-riffic name, like a gift dropped straight from Pun Heaven into the laps of sports announcers, fan sign-makers, and headline writers all over Red Sox Nation.
We’ve already heard ‘Bay State’ over and over again. Let’s get the rest of ’em out of our system now, shall we?
Six Terrible Jason Bay Puns
1. Jason Bay Window
2. Jason Bay Leaves
3. Jason Baying at the Moon
4. Jason Bay Horse
5. Jason Bayberry
6. Jason sickBay
Now let us never speak of this again.
