Author: akhatchaturian

Pre-Emptive Strike

Andre wonders if patience really is a virtue in baseball.

I Was There: Hugging Bob Ryan

I really am blessed to call myself one of the luckiest Red Sox fans alive. No, I really am.

ALDS Game-3 Drinking Game

Andre K devises a playoff drinking game to help us deal with our anxieties and his own insecurities.

Will patience at the plate pay in the playoffs?

Andre K. takes a look at the Red Sox patient approach at the plate and wonders whether it'll pay dividends in the playoffs. Also, he likes to use the letter 'p' in his headlines.

Quintin Berry in my cupboard

Andre K likes Unicorns that fly, but likes Unicorns that are smart, too because he likes stimulating conversation. As such, he really likes Quintin Berry.

Is there something to be said for September momentum?

Andre K, having discussed the meaning of life, ascends the Stairways of Heaven, and rides a unicorn into a romper room of ecstasy while yearning for September success.

Will Middlebrooks thriving while hitting 9th

Andre K. takes a look at Will Middlebrooks hitting behind everyone, because just like we learned at Middle School dances, everyone looks better from behind. Well, most of us, at least.

Sleepy Summer Slop

I don't know what that headline is supposed to mean, but all the words used begin with 's.' That you can't deny.

Mighty Morphin’ Power Lackey

Andre K. trades days with Hunter, but like our Editor, has decided his time is best spent singing songs and longing for more Lackey in his life.