by zach hayes | May 4, 2006 | Uncategorized
I have a bad headache and that loss depressed me to the inner core. So I made a desperate attempt at being somewhat funny. Theo (sifting through papers and talking on cellphone): Paradise, I told you, 1AM sharp, in my office on Yawkey. I don?t care if you have another...
by zach hayes | May 1, 2006 | Uncategorized
Cheer Johnny Damon. That?s what I?ll be doing. If you want to boo anyone, boo the front office. Corner Theo Epstein near the hot dog stand and pelt him with Fenway Franks and squeeze spicy mustard down his pants. Send Larry Lucchino a profanity-laced e-mail explaining...
by zach hayes | Apr 30, 2006 | Uncategorized
Yes, another list. But the end of a month calls for a list. I?ll look at Nine Things we have learned in April about the new-look Red Sox, whether they be a simple reminder of Big Papi?s godly prowess or a surprise in Mike Lowell trying to find first base on a throw....
by zach hayes | Apr 27, 2006 | Uncategorized
Dear Theo, Hey losers. Roger Clemens here wondering where my 15 million dollar offer is. Floating in the breeze somewhere maybe? But of course take your time pretty boy, Lenny DiNardo is only your fifth starter. Tim Wakefield is only 1-4 with a personal catcher that...
by zach hayes | Apr 24, 2006 | Uncategorized
Watching this new Red Sox team over the first three weeks of the season, most of our first-place success has to be contributed to pitching. While Kevin Youkilis has been a pleasant surprise filling in the leadoff role for injured Coco Crisp and David Ortiz is...
