Gonzalez Era Ending Quickly

I have a bad headache and that loss depressed me to the inner core. So I made a desperate attempt at being somewhat funny. Theo (sifting through papers and talking on cellphone): Paradise, I told you, 1AM sharp, in my office on Yawkey. I don?t care if you have another...

Boooo!

If you’ve read my writing even remotely closely over the year since I’ve been polluting the web with it, you know that one of my very favorite targets is the ridiculous politicization and overt moralization of fandom at which Sox fans seem to excel....

The Red Sox and Yankees Clash on XBOX

As a preview to their upcoming match up, Boston Red Sox rookie closer Jon Papelbon strapped on the Xbox Live headset and challenged the Yankees newest flamethrower, Kyle Farnsworth in a virtual match up playing MLB 2K6 on Xbox Live. Gaming from the location of their...

2006 Know Thy Enemy: New York Yankees

New York Yankees Cumulative statistics are prior to Monday’s games General Manager – Brian Cashman Cashman returns for another go-round, this time apparently exercising more say in the whole process than he did before. We’ll have to see how it all...

Panic Move By Theo…

The Red Sox just traded C Josh Bard, minor league RP Cla Meredith, and either cash or a Player To Be Named Later for C Doug Mirabelli, who I’m sure we all are familiar with. Josh Bard was hitting .278/.381/.333, which I really liked, in 18 AB. Mirabelli was...

Here Comes Johnny

Cheer Johnny Damon. That?s what I?ll be doing. If you want to boo anyone, boo the front office. Corner Theo Epstein near the hot dog stand and pelt him with Fenway Franks and squeeze spicy mustard down his pants. Send Larry Lucchino a profanity-laced e-mail explaining...

April Lessons Learned

Yes, another list. But the end of a month calls for a list. I?ll look at Nine Things we have learned in April about the new-look Red Sox, whether they be a simple reminder of Big Papi?s godly prowess or a surprise in Mike Lowell trying to find first base on a throw....