Before you read this, realize this is my futile attempt at humor. In the end, we should probably pretend this never happened. But first, enter the Red Sox AIM Chat room!
Cococrispy10: Hey guys! Great game last night!
KillALS38pitches: psh ya man, good day for you to go 0 for 4 again.
BigpapiDR34: doo ma guys, chill out, we still got the best record in the biz
KillALS38pitches: you don
