Alex Rodriguez will have hip surgery and be out for 10 weeks, or until May. Who the heck will play the hot corner for them? Cody Ransom? Angel Berroa? Hah! Methinks they’ll ink either Ray Durham or Mark Grudzielanek… or hey, could a Bobby Crosby trade be in the works?

Oh, and Manny’s selling “the most magnificent apartment in the city.” It’s yours for $8.5 million. A bargain!