by samara pearlstein | Aug 29, 2008 | Josh Beckett
Perhaps this is because I’m also a fan of the Detroit Tigers, but I have become sadly used to seeing my players get injured in absurd, eye-rolling ways. The following episode (episode?) of Terrible Cartoons thus seems perfectly natural to me. Seven ways Josh...
by samara pearlstein | Aug 8, 2008 | Jason Bay
So, it seems like Jason Bay can hit a little. That’s not the most important thing he contributes, though: Jason Bay is, by virtue of his noun-a-riffic name, like a gift dropped straight from Pun Heaven into the laps of sports announcers, fan sign-makers, and...
by samara pearlstein | Jul 30, 2008 | Manny Ramirez
Let’s face it: we don’t know how much longer we’ll have Manny. And that means we don’t know how much longer we have to have fun WITH Manny. Say what you will about the guy, if you haven’t had just a little more fun in recent years because...
by samara pearlstein | Jul 7, 2008 | Dustin Pedroia
I gotta be honest, folks. Following Wimbledon, the 15 inning Tigers game, and the (murderous) 10 inning Sox game, all of which I watched because it was a Sunday and I am a crazy person, I was pretty much reduced to this: So I suppose I could have dredged the depths of...
by samara pearlstein | Jun 29, 2008 | Uncategorized
Have you ever actually seen the Astros mascot? It’s named Junction Jack and it is completely terrifying. Run. RUN FOR YOUR VERY...
