First of all, everyone take a deep breath.
Inhale. Exhale. Inhale. Exhale.
Feel better? No? Well, now close your eyes and think back to late March of this year. Remember back to any place you may have been at- a wedding, the grocery store, drinking- where all you could think about was the Boston Red Sox. Maybe you were excited for the season to begin or worried about the Sox chances to be contenders again, whatever. Now, imagine a voice emerging from the sky telling you that, on the date of August 30, the Red Sox would be leading the AL East by 6 games.
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